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Ryan Reynolds & Scarlett Johansson Engaged

Monday, May 5th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Bad | No Comments »

So Ryan Reynolds decided to be the world's biggest asshole and keep Scarlet Johansson's awesome boobage all to himself by way of engagement.  What a dick.  People reports: After dating for more than a year, Scarlett Johansson is set to marry ...

Crank Series - otherwise known as Crap.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Bad | No Comments »

Okay. Crank sucked. Lets get that out of the way. But of course idiots (teenagers) loved the unrealistic pile of dog barf. Well, guess what - MORE DOG BARF ON THE WAY! Instead of watching ...