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Meagan Good’s Nipples Make Use of See-Through Dress

Monday, August 18th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Who is Meagan Good?  Yes, yes, I know, it's not important at this juncture, she's really hot and doesn't seem to mind walking around in see-through dresses that show-off her awesome boobs, which pretty much makes her the greatest woman ...

Natasha Henstridge Should Wear Bikinis More Often

Monday, August 11th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

If Natasha Henstridge allowed me to have sexual relations with her I would absolutely be OK with her "Species" movie turning out to be true.  Everything up to, and possibly including, the being eaten alive part would be just a ...

Melissa Theuriau is Topless with Pregnant Boobs

Monday, August 11th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

You may already know Melissa Theuriau as the most famous newscaster in the world who reports on whatever stupid shit is going on in France (our swim team kicked your ass!).  It's not because she is renowned for her reporting ...

Megan Fox Hotness Moment

Friday, August 8th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Movies, The Good | No Comments »

In light of the producers of the movie "How to Lose Friends & Alienate People" releasing a trailer for "Teresa: The Making of a Saint" starring Megan Fox, which is rated NC-17....... Sweet monkeys flying out of Mother Mary's cervix!  ...

Audrina Patridge Brings Her Boobs to the Beach

Friday, August 8th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Hey!  Look!  It's Audrina Patridge in a bikini!  Holy shit!  This has never happened before!  Sweet Jesus fellating Santa Clause this is a groundbreaking discovery!  Huh?  This has happened many times before, you say?  Well then, I'm off to get ...

Lindsay Lohan’s Nipples Are On the Prowl

Friday, August 8th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Is classic Lindsay Lohan back?  Are we soon to be awash in a drunken mess of flailing boobs?  Has the lesbian force field of dark evil finally been broken?  Well, no, not really.  Sure, Lindsay stepped outside in a tank ...

Lily Allen’s Other Boob Joins the Party

Friday, August 8th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

In an earlier post, Lily Allen's left breast decided to pop out and check out the sights and sounds of the city, and it was good.  Apparently, not wanting to be left out, Lily's right breast decided to see what ...

Kim Kardashian Goes to the Beach, Isn’t Mistaken for Whale

Friday, August 8th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

For the first time in recorded history, Kim Kardashian was able to go to the beach without a phone call being made to the Coast Guard for a mistaken beached whale sighting.  Kim does look pretty good in these pictures, ...

Joanna Krupa’s Boobs Make Friends With German Maxim

Friday, August 8th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

This is what I love about international editions of magazines, they aren't prudes with the Bible shoved seventy-four feet up their ass and have no problem having hot chicks pose naked.  Hot chicks like Polish knockout, Joanna Krupa.  You may ...

Lily Allen’s Boobs Greet the Paparazzi

Friday, August 8th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Why can't this happen to me?  Say I'm out walking my dog and some chick comes over to pet it, or I take a midget and dress him up as a baby and some hot, classy chick with huge cans ...