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Hot Chick of the Day - Adriana Lima

Wednesday, June 11th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

Thunderstorms are awesome.  You know what else is awesome?  Adriana Lima.  Good god is she awesome.  Even though my hottest chick on the planet opinion has revolved around Marisa Miller, Megan Fox, and Mila Kunis recently I just may have ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Jessica Kramer

Monday, June 9th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

Too hungover for commentary.  Jessica Kramer.  Big boobs.  Hot.  Naked.  Really big Boobs.  Jessica Kramer. [gallery=71] NSFW Gallery Photo: Daily Niner, Playboy, Penthouse, Danni -  Bluto -

Hot Chick of the Day - Victoria Silvstedt

Friday, June 6th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | 1 Comment »

In celebration of the weekend and the hot blondes with large boobs in bikinis who will no doubt be scampering around in the sand, here is Swedish beauty, Victoria Silvstedt. I'm not entirely sure what her profession is, but ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Miranda Kerr

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

Genetic engineering. That's right. That is how Victoria's Secret keeps churning out gorgeous models one after another. There is no way in hell that, that many naturally beautiful women can conglomerate in one place without the universe ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Mila Kunis

Wednesday, June 4th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

So, I just went and saw Forgetting Sarah Marshall (ya, ya, ya two months late, whatever, shut up Nazi) earlier tonight, and I must say, if you have not yet seen this movie drop whatever you're doing and go out ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Britney Spears

Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | 1 Comment »

Now, I know what you're thinking, "Goddammit Bluto, stop smoking so much friggin' opium," but bear with me here. I'm not saying that the nightmare of today's Britney Spears is deserved of the HCOTD crown, because she isn't, at ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Brooke Burke

Monday, June 2nd, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

Weekends are awesome. Except when your weekend includes moving out of one apartment on the third floor to another apartment on the third floor. And yes, it was just as gay as it sounds. To alleviate my ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Sophie Howard

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

Today's HCOTD once again takes us back to the front lines (well you're going to the front lines, remember to step in the way of any bullets coming my way) of our Queen loving, meat pie eating, horrendous dental having ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Audrina Patridge

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

Say what you will about The Hills being unbearably stupid, and Heidi Montag being an annoying, talentless, plastic-titted whore who deserves to get nuked in the face with a missile captained by Spencer "Leonardo Da Vinci of Douchebags" Pratt, but ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Hanna Hilton

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

I'm still in the festive holiday mood and I thought there'd be no better way to start the week (hooray 3-day weekend!) and continue the celebration of our nation's heroes by posting some pictures of a really, really hot porn ...