More Seinfeld Greatness
Monday, July 28th, 2008 Posted in Random Shit | No Comments »"The Little Kicks" I httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhEmagKAk-Q II httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTEN9s8AfaM III httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pRjy-iDEBk Awesome.
War on Bot Fly
Monday, July 14th, 2008 Posted in Random Shit | No Comments »In a stunning move the Bush Administration and blood sucking mosquitoes have jointly declared war on the Human Bot Fly (A species of the bot fly that attacks humanity). The Human Bot Fly is an evil and vile insectoid ...
Rob Schneider Pregnant.
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Random Shit, Scandal | No Comments »Rob Schneider confirmed yesterday that he was indeed pregnant, and that the father was Amy Winehouse. In an interview Schneider said he was "Just thrilled that [his] baby will be a mutant" and further added "This could really be ...
Times Are Changing
Tuesday, July 1st, 2008 Posted in Random Shit | No Comments »You can tell times are changing in the South when something like this makes headlines. After a few drinks, a man smacked his mother in the head with a sausage and how is being charged with battery. He had ...
You’re all fucking doomed.
Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 Posted in Random Shit | No Comments »Besides the fact you were born on earth, you are all universally fucked, doomed, and going to be nothing after you die. Your corpses will rot, and in a generation no one will remember you. You will be worm food, eaten, ...
An Alcoholic Adventure
Friday, June 20th, 2008 Posted in Random Shit | 1 Comment »Ok, so this is my first post on The Last Brain Cell. I'm Bluto's Alcoholic counterpart from down under. He refers to my country as "Earth's animal demon factory". That's right, It's Natmiel bitches. And I'm here to tell you ...