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Christian Bale Arrested, Released

As you’ve probably already heard, Christian Bale was arrested and released after his mother and sister called the police on hm for assault.  Turns out he just yelled at them because his mom was being a bitch.  Daily Mail reports:

Batman star Christian Bale confronted his mother after she allegedly insulted his wife, MailOnline has learned.

However, a source close to the 34-year-old actor says Bale is confident he’s done nothing wrong, and blames his mother.

He is also said to have become depressed over the death of close friend and co-star Heath Ledger.

The source said: ‘Christian was stressed, but he didn’t lay a finger on anyone. Instead, he flew off the handle and cussed his mother. He just got very loud because his mother was saying some very outrageous things about him,  and his wife.’

‘Christian’s attitude is that this was his mother’s fault because she became very provocative in an argument they were having,’ the source said, adding: ‘Things got out of control and he now says he wishes he just left the room.

‘Normally Christian would just call a friend and go out to a pub to cool off. But he was literally trapped into this confrontation with his mother and sister because there was an army of fans and paparazzi outside.’

So instead of being able to enjoy The Dark Knight’s premiere this weekend, Christian was reminded that life is a cruel bitch because his friend and co-star (genius) Heath Ledger is dead, and then his bitchwhore of a mom and sister call the cops because he defended his wife from bitchiness.  Don’t be surprised if we learn that Batman has developed a drinking problem and Bruce Wayne has sold Wayne Enterprises.

- Bluto -

Tags: Arrested, Christian Bale, Released