The Last Brain Cell

Christina Aguilera’s Boobs Eat her Shirt

I’m almost 100% certain that Christina Aguilera’s shirt was once composed of a full neck, but over the day her gigantic boobies ate their way through the material, which is just greatness.  I’m also fairly certain that Jordan Bratman is the smartest man to ever live.  Leonardo Da Vinci is the poster child for Downs Syndrome compared to Mr. Bratsonofabitch.  That is the only rational explanation on how he was able to successfully impregnate Christina without a dump truck full of roofies.  A hot blonde with enormous juggs, who is also really talented, and really rich is not supposed to bed down every night with someone who looks like a cross between a wombat and a potato.

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Tags: Boobs, Breasts, Christina Aguilera, Cleavage, Jordan Bratman