David Duchovny Goes to Rehab for Too Much Sex
August 29th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities
David Duchovny apparently hates his penis, as he’s checked himself into rehab for pounding too much vagina. Too much vagina? Yea, I don’t understand either. Reuters reports:
“X-Files” star David Duchovny, who currently plays a womanizing writer on the cable television series “Californication,” said on Thursday he has entered a facility for treatment of sex addiction.
He has been married since 1997 to actress Tea Leoni, with whom he has a 9-year-old daughter and a 6-year-old son.
“I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction,” he said in a statement released through his lawyer, Stanton “Larry” Stein. “I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family.”
I don’t buy this “sex addiction” crap for a minute. Nobody has ever had too much sex. That’s just stupid and not possible. If David was going to go to rehab couldn’t he have at least been nice to the 7 people who actually care and tell them the truth? Now, they’ll just have to make up their own theories as to why he’s actually going to rehab. Like for instance, he’s addicted to midgets. As in food. Because they’re small and look like they belong on the food chain. They go well with A1 sauce… so I’m told.
Tags: David Duchovny, Rehab, Sex Addiction