Disney Star a Prostitute? Quick! Pen!! Paper!!!
April 30th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal
An escort ad in the back of this week’s LA Weekly was found to use the image of Disney’s “Suite Life of Zack & Cody” (what the fuck is Suite Life of Zack and Cody?) star Brenda Song. And as you might imagine the unstoppable demon beast that is Disney was pissed. Unconfirmed reports say that they threatened to nuke North Dakota if images were not removed. TMZ says:
Song, the star of Disney’s hit “Suite Life of Zack & Cody,” is featured in an escort ad in the back of this week’s LA Weekly. We hear the escort company was just contacted by Disney lawyers who are none too happy with their teen queen advertising, er, adult activities. (Check out how they spell “Hawaiian.” Charming.)
Disney isn’t playing games. A rep told us “This is an unauthorized use of Brenda Song’s image and her personal attorney has issued a cease and desist to the advertiser.”
Aahhh!! Aaaaahhhhh!!! Quickly…. 310-586….. what?! What do you mean it’s not really her?! GODFUCKINGDAMMIT!!! You’ve screwed me again fake prostitute ads. This is almost as bad as when I was in Vegas and what I thought to be Keeley Hazell turned out to be three midgets with a gallon tub of thousand-island dressing. That’s the first time I ever had to save someone from drowning in a food condiment.
Photo: TMZ
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Tags: Brenda Song, Disney, Prostitute
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