Eva Mendes + CK Lingerie = Magic

Bananaphone Express was in Duress.

July 24th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good

It’s not secret that Eva Mendes is one of the hottest chicks on the planet (if you didn’t already know this secret I hate you), but when you combine that beauty with Calvin Klein’s penchant for making awesome undergarments you have the greatest thing since unsliced bread. What? Sliced bread needs to be brought down a peg or two. Look at it over there in my bread cupboard, holding its nose at the bagels and buns because it’s considered the greatest of all the baked doughs. Hey! Sliced bread! Fuck you!

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NOTE: Below is an old video of Eva on a French TV show with her boobs pretty much falling out of her shirt. Plus, she talks about taking her top off. Did I mention that Eva is also the coolest chick alive and is probably a giant nympho?