Eva Mendes Has Had Sex in all 50 States
September 17th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good
What the fuck? How come nobody told me about this when she was in my state? What do I pay you people for?! The Sun reports:
“I’ve had sex in all 50 states. A lot of it was on a road trip I took when I was younger.”
Eva said her best bonks were in Arizona and Colarado.
She added: “Maybe it was the clear air, or the quiet, or the endless sky.
“Whatever it was, it was really, really good.
“But as for Alaska - I’d really like a do-over on that state.”
Traveling to every state in the Union and having sex with Eva fucking Mendes in each state pretty much qualifies as the greatest vacation in the history of anything. I would sacrifice the entire Chinese gymnastics team in honor of whatever travel agent could hook me up with that sex-o-rama.
Tags: 50 States, Eva Mendes, Sex, United States