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Gary Dourdan + Drugs = Three Felonies

May 9th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal

CSI star Gary Dourdan was arrested in the early morning hours of April 28 after being found with heroin, cocaine, and ecstasy (party!) in his possession, and today/yesterday/whenever was formally charged with three counts of felony drug possession.  Us reports:

CSI star Gary Dourdan has formally been charged with drug possession, according to documents obtained by Usmagazine.com from California’s Riverside County District Attorney’s Office.

He was charged with felony possession of heroin, cocaine and ecstasy.

Police arrested Dourdan, 41, after they found him asleep in his car, which was parked on the wrong side of the road, in Palm Springs, Calif., in the early morning hours on April 28. After searching his vehicle, they confiscated the drugs.

Oh big fucking deal.  He was arrested in Calithelawdoesnotapplyherefornia, which is the first….. well the first and only step in getting away with breaking the law.  I suspect that by this time tomorrow the mayor of LA, Antonio Villaraigosa, will be giving Dourdan the key to the city while getting mounted by Gil Grissom.

- Bluto -

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