George Clooney and Sarah Larson Split

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May 28th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal

George Clooney and his girlfriend who used to be a Las Vegas whore Sarah Larson have split up after a nearly year-long relationship. People:

The actor’s rep, Stan Rosenfield, would only say: “We do not comment on George’s personal life.”

The pair initially met in Las Vegas nearly four years ago, when Larson, a onetime Fear Factor winner, was a cocktail server at The Whiskey Bar. But it wasn’t until the pair met for the second time in June 2007 in Las Vegas that sparks flew.

Larson, 29, and Clooney, 47, made their public debut together at the Venice and Deauville film festivals last September. Later that month, the twosome were injured in a motorcycle accident.

Earlier this year, Larson accompanied Clooney to the Oscars – the first girlfriend ever to go with him to the event.

I’m not saying these two started having problems because pictures surfaced of Sarah whoring it up Vegas-style, and George naturally assumed that every time he stuck his penis in here he just bagged 147 different guys, but, well that’s exactly what I’m saying. George is a classy guy, and he can’t idly stand by while his girlfriend gallivants around town with a new sperm shooter every night. I completely understand, seeing as how I’m a classy guy myself. I was kicked out of a Parisian restaurant just last week for being TOO classy, and something about them not accepting monopoly money or whatever.

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