Goddamn Idiots put Wesley Snipes in Prison.

Bananaphone Express was in Duress.

April 26th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail, Scandal, The Good

One of the few celebrities that actually matter makes a stand against the illegal income tax - and bam, just because he’s black he gets the stiffest sentence ever given to a Celebrity. If only Michael Vick would have had a 5 year federal prison term.

I see this bullshit every god damn day. We have Paris getting out for all kinds of bullcrap, we have stars hitting people on the street and running away. We must stop these idiots. That’s why I propose Volcano Island.

Any celebrity that gets sent to jail for a day when a normal person would get ten years of ass rape get to go to Celebrity Deathcamp Volcano Island (copyrighted TheLastBrainCell.com) and fight it out while a live volcano is ready to blow up behind them. They get no tools, toilet paper, or any kind of food. However they do get lots of liquor, and will be filmed 24/7 until they’re all dead but one - or the volcano blows the shit out of them (god willing).

CDVI would have 1 year seasons, and all contestants would get clothing covered in our logo and Braincell Bob. Maybe Budweisers if they pay us. A lot of money.

By: Jackuul