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Heidi Klum Lounges Around Topless Too

August 6th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good

Today’s Heidi Klum topless adventure comes from those modern-day Greek Gods at Egotastic.

Apparently, it’s topless supermodel week in the Mediterranean as Cindy Crawford was sashaying about without a top on earlier, and now Heidi Klum has taken up the charge.  I don’t think I have to tell you that topless supermodel week is the greatest week ever and should be made into a 3-year-long holiday.  This particular day appears to be the crown jewel of said holiday that I created and should be paid handsomely for, as Heidi Klum has always been a personal favorite of mine.  She’s been ridiculously hot for like a decade and she seems to have a really cool personality, also, based on interviews with her and Seal, she’s an absolute freak in bed.  Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go bribe Poseidon into creating a tidal wave 70,000 feet high that crashes down solely on Seal.

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of Heidi’s awesomeness.

Photo: Egotastic

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