Hillary Clinton is Fucked

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May 14th, 2008 Posted in Politics

We probably won’t delve into politics too often here on this site, or maybe we will, I don’t know, but John Edwards helped Barack Obama continue his 5-month (?) bitch-slap of Hillary Clinton today by officially announcing his support for the next President. CNN reports:

Former Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards endorsed Sen. Barack Obama on Wednesday at a campaign event in Grand Rapids, Michigan.

“The reason I’m here tonight is because the Democratic voters have made their choice, and so have I,” he told the boisterous crowd.

“There is one man who knows and understands that this is a time for bold leadership. There is one man that knows how to create the change, the lasting change, that you have to build from the ground up,” Edwards said. “There is one man who knows in his heart there is time to create one America, not two … and that man is Barack Obama.”

Will Hillary Clinton FINALLY take the hint and realize that her campaign has been impaled for months now? No. No she will not. For reasons that only she knows, Hillary Clinton has refused to accept reality and let her campaign fucking die already. Instead, she chooses to improve the chances of Bush’s apprentice soldier on and make herself look like a disillusioned fool. Like I said before, only Hillary knows why she continues her mummy-like campaign, but here is my reasoning on it; Hillary Clinton is a selfish 3-year-old who whines and bitches until she gets her way, and if she cannot get her way she ruins everyone else’s fun. So Hillary may say that she’d rather have Obama in office over McCain, but in reality she is doing everything she can to sabotage Obama’s campaign for kicking the shit out of her for what she is supposedly “more experienced” at. And you know who the real victim in all of this is? Bill Clinton. He could’ve been back at home landing some hot, young political major college tail for the past few months, but no, instead he has to gallivant across the country in support of an aborted fetus.

- Bluto -