Hot Chick of the Day - Audrina Patridge
May 28th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD
Say what you will about The Hills being unbearably stupid, and Heidi Montag being an annoying, talentless, plastic-titted whore who deserves to get nuked in the face with a missile captained by Spencer “Leonardo Da Vinci of Douchebags” Pratt, but the show has one very redeemable quality; Audrina Patridge. An unbelievably gorgeous brunette who doesn’t mind sauntering about the bathtub naked, as you can see above, and in her NSFW Gallery………. ya know what Bill? I don’t care if it makes sense that she’s naked in a bathtub, the point of the completely artistic photo is to combine the beauty of bathtubs and boobies. Now get back to training my grizzly bear as my attack dog replacement. And don’t half-ass it this time, I don’t care if he bites your face off…… fucking interns.
AnyholycrapRobinMeadeisreallyhotturnonCNNHeadlineNews, Audrina is quite the beauty, and if it weren’t for her participation in that god-awful show I’d nominate her for a Nobel Peace Prize….. for something…….. instead, she’ll just have to settle for this Peewee Class A State Hockey Championship Trophy, which is of course hidden away in a mystical jungle in my room, also known as, “Under My Bedspread Enchanted Forest.”
NSFW Gallery
Photo: Egotastic, WWTDD, Daily Niner, Audrina Patridge Photos
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