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Hot Chick of the Day - Bar Refaeli

May 22nd, 2008 Posted in HCOTD

Yesterday, I posted a story about the dark vortex of crap that is Carlos Mencia, and as you are probably still masturbating to may remember, I posted a picture of the exotic beauty known as Bar Refaeli instead of that tool shed Mencia. This got me to thinking that Bar Refaeli is really hot, and she would be a fantastic addition to the “Hot Chick” series. It also got me to thinking that Leonardo DiCaprio’s penis is the luckiest organ in the history of the world, and yes, this includes the Virgin Mary’s uterus. Just stop and think about it for a second, but fight the urge to reenact the music world of April 5, 1994. DiCaprio has stuck his penetration machine in Gisele Bundchen AND Bar Refaeli and could’ve had them naked any time he wanted to. Goddammit that man is lucky. I’m pretty sure that if I learned I had the privilege to have either or both Gisele and Bar naked any time I pleased my penis would go into convulsions and my head would explode.

So to recap;

Leonardo DiCaprio: rich, famous, greatest actor of our generation, and has bedded two of the hottest supermodels known to man.

Bluto: poor, infamous/outcast among his stuffed animals, whale inseminator/part-time writer on his obscure blog, and successfully bedded the club-footed retard at the senior prom. Who’s laughing now DiCaprio?