The Last Brain Cell

Hot Chick of the Day - Heidi Klum

For the seven of you who read this site on a regular basis you may be asking yourself, “Why hasn’t thy noble Lord Bluto updated thyne Holy site in what may be a fortnight so we serfs can take our minds off of the slave labor he puts us through godswallop barney blagged mudpies?” Well, it’s because the brain cell that runs the operations in my head decided to be a smart ass this weekend so I had to show him what’s what with vast amounts of grain alcohol. I’m pretty sure he learned his lesson, but he hasn’t said anything for about a day, must be napping. Also, it’s because I’m really lazy and nobody in Hollywood has done anything worth mentioning recently. They need to get on the ball and die or kill a hooker or something.

So to ease back into the swing of things, here’s Heidi Klum…….. ahhh, now that little bastard is awake….. get to work dammit!

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Photo: Km02, Sports Illustrated. Egotastic, Idontlikeyouinthatway

- Bluto -

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