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Hot Chick of the Day - Kristin Holt

May 1st, 2008 Posted in HCOTD

So we’ve come to day 3 of “The Hotness something, something G4.” It had an official title but I forgot what it was and was too lazy to go back and look, so henceforth it shall be known as “Something, Something Hot Chicks.” And since there is only one more day left of this series (unless G4 has hired another hot chick I am unaware of) I should be able to remember that title, but no promises. Anyslut, here be G4 correspondent Kristin Holt. It seems as though there aren’t many pictures of Kristin Holt on Google Search and I think I now why; no nudes. This is why I propose that Ms. Holt join in with her fellow G4 ladies and pose for Playboy. I’m flying out to LA tomorrow to discuss this endeavor with the Hef. Turns out it won’t be a very long flight since the Playboy mansion is actually a cardboard fort in my laundry room. Negotiations could be tough, what with people opening Mr. Hefner every 60 minutes to change loads.

Photo: Stuff Magazine, G4

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