Hot Chick of the Day - Morgan Webb
April 30th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD
We’ve reached Day 2 (a milestone, I know) in my groundbreaking HCOTD series of “The Hotness That Has Invaded G4″ and we’ve come to Ms. Morgan Webb; the tall, large-breasted host of “X-Play,” and by tall and large-breasted I mean, “Will you please do Playboy already?!” “For the love of God, think of the children!” Morgan Webb hails from the land of our neighbors to the north. For those of you who geographically challenged that would be Canada, or as I like to call them, “That stupid fucking country whose asshole cold air won’t let spring arrive. I mean seriously, snow? In fucking May? Fuck you Canada!” Besides that though, top-notch country. According to some bio that I may or may not have read and may or may not have made-up, Morgan Webb is married to an evil king who keeps her in a locked room 24/7, and also he makes her wear a mu mu. So, friends of the “Boobie Liberation Front” I beseech you! Do what you are bound by honor to do and…… huh? Oh yea? Well then…… according to Jim over in HR I am not allowed to make up wild stories about Morgan’s husband that may lead to his physical harm. I suspect Jim is just jealous of my creativity, and possibly he is just trying to distract me so he can steal the “Video Game Goddess” for himself; hmm…… something is afoot.
Anyway, Morgan Webb is inexplicably hot for someone who is dedicated to video games, so, without further nonsensical rambling, here be Morgan Webb in all her tall, large-breasted goodness.
Photo: Ernest Alba, Top Women, FHM, Maxim
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Tags: AOTS, Attack of the Show, G4, HCOTD, Morgan Webb, X-Play