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Hot Chick of the Day - Sophie Howard

May 29th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD

Today’s HCOTD once again takes us back to the front lines (well you’re going to the front lines, remember to step in the way of any bullets coming my way) of our Queen loving, meat pie eating, horrendous dental having English brethren. And once again our neighbors across the pond have delivered in aces. Meet Sophie Howard. If’n you’ve never seen this lady before let me fill you in…… SHE”S REALLY REALLY HOT!! Alright then.

However, I am starting to wonder if the British are secretly devising some master plan (good song) to overthrow the U.S. by way of really hot chicks with enormous boobs. And that shit would work like a fucking clock too. You get a brigade full of these beauties in the trenches and the American soldiers will be trading in their M16s for Jergens in no time. Well, I for one support this potential invasion. If we’re going to be ruled by someone else it may as well be with a country that has countless hot women with oversized mammaries running around. If the Brits would’ve done this back in 1776 they wouldn’t have gotten bitchslapped up and down the East Coast, and we’d still be drinking their overpriced tea. Bastards.