I Hate J.G. Wentworth
May 28th, 2008 Posted in Uncategorized
This has nothing to do with celebrities, or boobs, (oh my god! I know) but have you seen this commercial? I fucking hate this commercial. This is the worst piece of advertising ever. You know what it does instead of making me want to go out and get more information about J.G. Wentworth’s financial services? It makes me want to drive a burning tanker truck filled with radioactive waste into an orphanage. Yes, that commercial drives me to such extreme hatred. It’s annoying in every way. But the blonde chick is kinda hot. Goddammit I hate that commercial. Who in the hell was the genius at J.G.’s advertising department that thought that was just a little bit of alright? I realize J.G. Wentworth is like 106 years and probably has the mental clarity of the Bethlem Royal Hospital, but Jesus tap-dancing Christ he can’t possibly think this is good advertising for a company featuring his friggin’ name. Why the hell would anyone want to sit through 30 seconds of people whining and bitching about how much they suck at handling money? I’m not even sure if that is what the commercial is about as I’ve never seen it in its entirety. I make it about 3 seconds in before I throw the cat through the television. This commercial deserves every plague known to man.
And just in case you assholes decide to storm my Castle with pitchforks and torches for doing a post sans boobs, here ya go:
- Bluto -
