Jenna Jameson is, uh, a Zombie?
July 29th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good
Remember the days when Jenna Jameson didn’t look like an undead duck? Before she covered herself in zombie make-up for her new zombie strippers movie? When she used to be the hottest porn star on the planet and in the back of your mind you thought you’d have a chance with her because her job was to get pounded all day, so why wouldn’t she just get naked at the mention of you having a penis? How could she possibly be offended without being a hypocrite, “I’m not a whore you asshole!” “You’re penetrated in every hole possible by random dudes, you slut!. Don’t you sit up there on your horse and talk down to me with a dildo stuck between your tits!” Ummm, where was I going with this? Oh, right. Jenna Jameson still looks like absolute hell compared to her penis-storing days, and throwing on make-up to make herself look like the walking dead doesn’t help. I appreciate the spirit, but I don’t want to have to look behind me every two seconds while I’m masturbating in the graveyard bringing flowers to my dear Grandma.
NOTE: There is some nippleage in these pictures, so they may be NSFW.
Photo: Egotastic
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Tags: Jenna Jameson, Nipple, Topless, Zombie, Zombie Stripper