Jennifer Ellison’s Boobs Wage an Epic Struggle Against her Bra
July 9th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good
Those magnificient bastards at Nuts magazine decided to do some scientific research the other day, which apparently involved Jennifer Ellison and her Magical Mammeries of Hypnosis. According to my spies within Nuts…… hmmm, apparently my spies have run out of lotion and Kleenex. They tell me they’re using it for some new sophisticated type of plastic explosives, and dammit! My boys will not go into a building filled with buxom women without explosive Kleenex and loti……. hey, wait a minute…… You son of a bitches! Delta, Charlie, Bravo! Now!!
- Bluto -
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