Jessica Alba Does Bondage
September 11th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Politics, The Good
Dammit, dammit, dammit! Misleading titles fool me again. People reports:
Jessica Alba, who appears in a in new bondage-inspired campaign for the voter group Declare Yourself, isn’t afraid to employ a little shock value for a cause she believes in.
“I think it is important for young people to be aware of the need we have in this country to get them more active politically,” says Alba. “People respond to things that are shocking.”
The dramatic image “really resonates” with the issue of voting, according to the 27-year-old star. “If you don’t register and vote and make a difference, and hopefully change the bad things that are happening in our country, you are essentially just binding and muzzling yourself.”
Ya know what Declare Yourself, fuck you. Just for this asshole-ish display of asshole I’m going to sit on my ass forever and never participate in politics. I don’t care if the republicans drive us back to 1632, if you’re going to have an ad with Jessica Alba in bondage you damn well better roll all the marbles and make it as controversial as possible, i.e. nude.
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