Jessica Alba’s Boobs Orbit the Sun
July 14th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities
After vigorously studying Jessica Alba’s chest region, astronomers have proclaimed that her wonderful miracles of mammary have officially been granted planetary status. They will take their place in orbit around the sun between Venus and Earth. In related news, NASA has announced that its astronaut applications have risen by 4,000%. Amazing.
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Tags: Boobs, Cleavage, Jessica Alba