Jessica Simpson’s Boobs Get Some Sun
July 15th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good
Unfortunately, Jessica Simpson’s bikini decided to ruin the entire goddamn week by refusing to stay in the closet even though I spent 4 months diagraming how he could entertain himself while Jessica’s boobs saved the entire world. That is why I think my legislation declaring it a crime against humanity for chicks of Jessica’s hotness intelligence to wear clothes should be pushed through by the noon tomorrow, at the very latest. The world’s genocides can wait.
Photo: Celeb Slam
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Tags: Bikini, Boobs, Jessica Simpson