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Jessica Simpson’s Cleavage is Out on the Town

July 10th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good

So Jessica Simpson’s boobs decided to take their cleavage out on the town the other night dressed up in a tight little purple dress type thing something I hate fashion.  It’s clear to me now that we are dealing with some of the brightest minds of our generation when we analyze ze boobs, and I have already named them Thomas Edison and Albert Einstein.  Now, while Edison and Einstein conquer the brassiere world, I will be conquering the fondling of the genitalia world.

Photo: Hollywood Tuna

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