The Last Brain Cell

Kate Beckinsale’s Boob Says Hello

Initially, when I heard there was a video (TMZ has the video here) of Kate Beckinsale’s boob falling out in broad daylight I had to be brought down from the local TV mast by way of elephant tranquilizer.  But, unfortunately, Kate Beckinsale seems to have cat-like reflexes and was able to catch the escaped mammary before the lazy paparazzi could create boob immortality.  Luckily, if you continue to watch the video after initial boob disappointment, you’ll see some continued hanky panky as Kate almost voluntarily flashes her boob, and then proceeds to molest her husband’s crotch bulge.  According to my sources (who may or may not be a group of poorly-trained squirrels), if the paps would’ve followed Kate another three blocks they would’ve seen her send the kids off for ice cream before being bent over a fire hydrant.  Did I mention Kate Beckinsale is the greatest human to ever exist?

- Bluto -

Tags: Boob Slip, Kate Beckinsale