Kate Moss + Bikini = Mandatory Toplessness
July 15th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good
According to a theory I have yet to test, every time Kate Moss puts on a bikini her boobs refuse to play nice with the top, which I am pretty sure is the greatest revolt in world history. Apparently, there was some revolt in America and another one in France that were pretty important, but did they have supermodels walking around with their boobs hanging out? No, no they didn’t. Probably because those revolutions would’ve failed miserably due to chronic masturbation had there been.
On another note, aren’t supermodels supposed to have really awesome asses? Since when did they get replaced by Play-Doh encased in pancakes?
NOTE: The naughty pictures can be found in the NSFW Gallery (password is in the blog’s very first post).
Photo: Egotastic
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