Kevin Federline Houses a Circus
September 15th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Fugly
Apparently, in between sexing Britney Spears and taking care of her spawns, Kevin Federline decided to eat the entire tub of cookie dough. The Sun laughs:
While his ex wife BRITNEY SPEARS has danced her way back into shape, I reckon porky Kev has piled on about 100 pounds.
Just making a few subtle changes could help Kevin back to his old weight.
Like swapping the Coke for Diet for instance.
“Like swapping the Coke for Diet for instance?” Diet? Why not, I don’t know, water? Son of a bitch this story sucks. Why did I even post it? I knew I should’ve went with that essay on snail dung.
Tags: Britney Spears, Cookie Dough, Fat, Kevin Federline, Obese