Lauren Conrad Almost Slips a Boob
July 10th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good
Lauren Conrad decided to get out on the town the other night wearing the world’s most revealing low-cut dress. She then decided to get really fucking hammered and stumble around. The curator at the Smithsonian Institute is already calling this the greatest decision-making process in history; Invasion of Normandy ain’t got shit. However, as with all glorious decision-making procesesses, this plan had one flaw; Lauren decided to employ some double-sided tape. And alas, the entire operation was foiled by a few polymer strands; chemistry for dummies you’ve proven yourself again that’s right, I went to UC Berkeley.
Photo: Egotastic
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