Lily Allen’s New Knockers

Bananaphone Express was in Duress.

April 30th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail

So Lily Allen spent the day buying some knockers for her door, and NOT some knockers for her chest. Goddamn misleading titles. In case you care The Sun disappoints:

LILY ALLEN hit the shops yesterday looking for goodies to make some home improvements.

She spent ages in a DIY store in London hunting for perfect door knockers.

Take some advice from me Lily – consider buying some less revealing tops to cover up your own…

Now you may be asking yourself, if Lily Allen did not enhance her bosom why did Bluto even post this story? Well I’ll tell you why, if The Sun can just go and post stories with sexually enticing titles all wily nily like only to turn around and lie right to my face, then you better believe I’m going to do the same to you. If I have to wallow in anger and disappointment over the absence of large breasts than so do you.

Also, since Lily Allen did not buy a new set of chest sentries I saw no reason to post a picture of her. I did however, see every and any reason to post that sexified picture of Halle Berry, who happens to have some of the best milk sacks in Hollywood. God bless you Halle Berry.

P.S.

Do more nude scenes.