Lindsay Lohan Really Does Like the Va-Jay-Jay (technical term)

Bananaphone Express was in Duress.

May 29th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Bad

Holy Jesus caught fucking the neighbor’s dog today is slow as shit. Why can’t Hollywood spawn a volcano and have it erupt or something. Fuck. Anyway, here’s something about Lindsay McHugechest taking this lesbian thing all the way to the ovaries. People:

The duo – who are “together,” a source says in the new issue of PEOPLE – were spotted Wednesday afternoon lunching with Ronson’s writer-mom, Ann Dexter-Jones and Lohan’s sister Ali, 14, at the Italian restaurant Gino’s on Manhattan’s Upper East Side.

Although Lindsay, 21, ate little of her veal parmesan, says a source, Dexter-Jones insisted the group indulge in dessert: “Cheesecake – with four forks!” she cheerily told the waiter, though Ronson, 30, opted for lemon sorbet.

Throughout the meal, the group engaged in a spirited session of girl talk, the source adds. And when the foursome left Gino’s the wait staff collectively chanted, “Ciao, bella!, Ciao bella!”

Wow, that was torture. I’ve sat here for a good ten minutes attempting to come up with commentary, but every time I start the thought process my brain kicks me in the skull. OoOoOoOoOo tinfoil.

- Bluto -