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Lindsay Lohan to Guest Star on ‘Ugly Betty’ Season Finale - B.Y.O.B

May 5th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Bad

Deciding that drinking herself into a retarded stupor and occasionally flashing her awesome rack is not a solid career, Lindsay Lohan will reportedly guest star of the season finally of some show I don’t care about, Ugly Betty or something. Huh? Salma Hayek guest-starred in her bra?! Quick!! Tivo!!! Us says:

Lindsay Lohan – who began shooting her spot on ABC’s Ugly Betty on Saturday - continues to earn rave reviews from the show’s cast and crew.

“She was terrific - a pleasure,” Ugly Betty creator Silvio Horta tells Usmagazine.com. “She came in early and was very pleasant.”

Lohan plays Kimberly, “a queen bee girl who Betty went to high school with,” Horta says.

Lohan first appears on the May 22 season finale “in a flashback” dodge ball game, Horta says.

“Kimberly is doing the picking,” Horta says, “and it doesn’t turn out well for Betty.”

(She’s one of the last to be picked!)

Horta says Lohan will return for five episodes next season.

“They’re going to run into each other,” he says of the two characters. “Kimberly’s life has taken a turn for the worst.”

Personally, I think this is a terrible career move. What good could come from guest-starring on a popular, critically-acclaimed sitcom? What she should do is go back to starring in rarely seen, poorly-reviewed movies about being a stripper. Everyone likes strippers, oh sure, girls say that stripping is demeaning and objectifying to women, but I say jealousy is a stinky perfume, Just because nobody wants to pay $20 for a lap dance from Matilda “Two Tons of Fun” Jellyrolls that does not mean we objectify all women, that just means that we don’t want to risk a crushed pelvis.