MacKenzie Phillips is a Crackwhore
August 28th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal
Okay, important questions first. Who in the blue hell is MacKenzie Phillips? You don’t know either? Well, fuck it then. Anyway, she was arrested at LAX after “the man” found some sort of extra-curricular substances on her person, or luggage, or something (I wasn’t paying attention); namely, heroin and cocaine, the life-blood of any party. People reports:
“She was being screened by airport security when a small amount of what appeared to be heroin and cocaine were found on her person,” Sgt. Jim Holcomb said. “She was arrested at about 10 a.m. and is still in custody.”
He added: “The substances were found in balloons and baggies.”
Phillips was booked at the Van Nuys, Calif. jail, and bail was set at $10,000.
Do you think if I peanut-butter AND jelly on a celery stick it would still be good? Because it’s good on bread, and peanut-butter by itself is good on celery, so it stands to reason that the two would be just as good on celery as they are on a PB&J sandwich. I’m going to go test this theory out, stay tuned.
Tags: Arrested, Cocaine, Drug Bust, Heroin, MacKenzie Phillips