Madonna Broke a Hip
September 18th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail
While Madonna was desperately trying to convince everyone that she was not causing Jimi Hendrix to do a 1080 in his grave, she attempted a Pete Townshend-like “jump” and failed hilariously. And seeing as how her first pet as a child was a velociraptor, I am 100% certain that she now needs one of those Hover Rounds that fat people glandular problems use.
2 Responses to “Madonna Broke a Hip”
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By Bluto on Sep 18, 2008
Thanks man. Don’t be afraid to tell your friends about the brain cell; I may just buy you an African Bull Elephant. And by that I mean plastic G.I. Joe figurine, which may or may not be missing its head.