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Maria Menounos brings out the Cleavage - Genius!

July 1st, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good

Maria Menounos was at some store promoting some hooplah over some diamonds bla bla bla that’s not important.  What is important is that Maria decided to show up to the event with her awesome cleavage on full display.  Scientists of the future will refer to this monumentus event as the greatest decision in human history.  The Nobel Prizes of tomorrow will be replaced with a golden bust of Maria’s mounds, and every nerd in the room will be forced to show hands.

Photo: Egotastic

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