Marisa Miller is Pretty Much Naked in GQ

Bananaphone Express was in Duress.

July 7th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good

There is no question that Marisa Miller is the hottest chick on the planet, and GQ seems to realize it, and by realize it I mean they have Marisa Miller frolic around nearly naked. Of course, they decided to keep it unsophisticated and not classy in the least by having Marisa cover up the naughty business, which is just stupid and unprofessional. Some people would call this set of photos the greatest display of heroics ever known, and some people would call that exploitation of women. I like to call that second group of people the “Fat Ugly Jealous Wenches Brigade.” I visited the United Nations last week, and before they threw me into a pile of horse poop I was successfully able to introduce my legislation declaring it a crime against humanity for Marisa to wear more than zero articles of clothing. They said it wasn’t legal because it was written in crayon on a McDonald’s napkin, but I have a good feeling about this.

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