Marisa Miller’s Black Dress Almost Excuses Absence of Bikini
July 28th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good
Marisa Miller decided to attend a pool party at Harrah’s Resort in Atlantic City, but for reasons still being deciphered by a supercomputer she did not wear a bikini. Luckily, Marisa Miller is fucking gorgeous and would look fantastic even if she just crawled out of a septic tank. Even more luckily, Marisa Miller did not just crawl out of a septic tank, instead she just crawled into a tiny black dress, which the military hopes to use as a supersexy weapon against future alien invasions. They haven’t released exactly how it will be used yet, but they did say it would involve “excessive fondling of the genitalia.” Salute!
Photo: Hollywood Tuna
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