Marisa Miller’s Legs Cure Cancer/AIDS/Bird Flu/Ebola/Super AIDS
May 22nd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities
I have studied these pictures in my science lab (which only cost $19.95 after I gave the mysterious Russian company, I think it was called Ma fi ya or something, my social security number! Score!) for a good 17 hrs, and after exposing myself to every fatal disease known to man I can honestly say that Marisa’s 14-mile long legs have bitchslapped the Ebola Virus and his cronies back to the 18 Century. This leads me to believe that if Marisa Miller would expose the rest of her “Sculpted by Venetian Artisans” body everything wrong with this world would run away faster than Perez Hilton would run from backstage at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. Children in Sierra Leone dying from starvation? Get Marisa Miller’s boobs on the case and I guarantee those starving children would spontaneously combust. Take that hunger!
Photo: Popoholic
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