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Maxim Hometown Hottie

August 24th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good

Based on the 9 seconds I spent looking over Maxim’s gallery of Hometown Hotties, I think name should win because of all the hotness and the boobies and the whatnot.  I’m sorry, I didn’t even really try on that commentary.  I pretty much just phoned it in, which turned out to be worse since Harold the monkey thought it’d be funny to answer the phone with his sphincter, “This is a professional company Harold!  Now take Bill’s pants off of your head!”

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