Megan Fox Loved a Lesbian Stripper
September 16th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good
Take some time to put your head back together… “Now I know, Spanish Harlem are not just pretty words to say…” Alright then, welcome back. Get that nose in the right place? Anywho, remember these Megan Fox pictures I posted yesterday? Turns out there was an article that went with it that I didn’t read. In that article, Megan talks about her love for a stripper… Ah, shit. Head blow up again? Sorry about that. GQ:
“Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided—oh man; sorry, Mommy!—that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop [a strip club on Sunset Boulevard]. I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita. I was there all the time—I would go there by myself. I bought her things—perfume, body spray, girlie stuff. I turned into a weird middle-aged married man. I felt like I had this need to save Nikita. I’d get lap dances so I could get to know her, and I’d give her what I thought were great little sound bites of inspiration—like You can do it, you’re better than this! I didn’t want her to be there.”
I’ve a question: Who is that retarded son of a bitch who DUMPED MEGAN FOX?! What the fuck? Do you hate your penis that much that you would deprive it from MEGAN FOX’S Holiest of Holies? I’m just going to assume that this kid had a tumor the size of Neptune in his brain that hindered his decision-making abilities.
NOTE: Apparently, you can get arrested for standing outside someone’s window for two weeks yelling, “You are my sexy soul mate.” No one likes a tattletale, Megan!
