Megan Fox Makes Star Wars Really Sexy
July 16th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good
In what I world-renowned scientists are calling the greatest accomplishment in human history, Megan Fox successfully managed to make George Lucas’ nerdfest unbelievable sexy while attending some event on something that resembles a pier. And based on that conclusive evidence, I’m guessing she went down to the local port to make all the sailors rethink their commitment to 14 months at sea. It should be noted that Megan Fox could wear a garbage bag while jogging through a sewage dump and cops would absolutely find me humping a dumpster outside the local water treatment plant.
Photo: Egotastic
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