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Megan Fox Sets Parking Lot On Fire

July 9th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good

I don’t care what you “real journalists” say, Megan Fox walking around a parking lot is absolutely an actual news story, in fact, it is the greatest story I have ever known.  Did your Pulitzer Prize-winning article on Rwandan refugees have unbelievably gorgeous brunettes walking around in skin-tight clothing?  I didn’t think so.

Photo: Hollywood Tuna

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