The Last Brain Cell

Megan Fox Topless + Topless = Massive Blood Loss - Blackout Brain

Pretend for a moment that these aren’t actually, for realz topless pictures, and Megan Fox isn’t wearing pasties while filming her new movie Jennifer’s Body. Ok, we got that down? Alright then.

You can’t even imagine how fast I ran to the computer after I learned these pictures existed. I crushed four midgets in my haste. Midgets you ask? Well we here at TLBC believe in equal opportunity employment for all, and we refuse to discriminate based on height, or lack thereof. Why do we still call them midgets you ask? Because it’s in their fucking contract that’s why. If we are going to be forced to hire these little bastards then you damn sure better believe we’re going to get some humor out of it. It’s bad enough that I have be fearful of a manslaughter charge every time I bring the donut cart around, and you expect me NOT to laugh at them? Well I say fuck you kind sir. Besides, it’s not my fault that a 3 inch high wheel is like a freight train to them.

But back to Megan Fox’s boobies. If you are still mad about these not being “actual” topless pictures then I am just going to assume that you’ve never seen a boob. 98% of her Mammary Miracles are exposed here, and if you can’t imagine a nipple on top of that then you may as well just go and practice your swan-diving technique off of your local skyscraper.

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Photo: The Superficial

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Tags: Megan Fox, NSFW, Nude, Topless