Mel Gibson + Britney Spears = Psychologists Issue Martial Law

Bananaphone Express was in Duress.

June 11th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Bad

In what the psychology community is calling the greatest gathering of insanity since the last Christian retreat, Mel Gibson and Britney Spears had a little rendezvous at a cigar store to discuss things, like those sneaky Jews for instance. People reports:

For more than two-and-a-half hours, the singer, 26, and the actor-filmmaker, 52, met in what was confirmed to PEOPLE as a more of an ongoing guidance session than a business pow-wow.

For their rendezvous at the members-only Havana Club, both showed up separately shortly before 7 p.m., well into the third game of the NBA finals between the L.A. Lakers and the Boston Celtics, which was playing at the bar. As for the smoking and watering hole itself, habitués include Ben Affleck, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone and Danny DeVito.

“Britney looked like a doll with bright red lipstick,” added the photog, who described her as “very quiet” and “with a serious look on her face as she walked in to the Havana Club.”

By contrast, an upbeat Gibson left his silver Lexus with the valet and walked in holding what was described as a “man-purse” up to his face and a look of “okay, you got me” as paparazzi snapped his picture.

Around 9:30, Spears left the club for home, while Gibson hung around until about 11.

Ok, someone hide the children, especially the large-nosed ones with a lot of lunch money in their pockets. I’m not sure what William Wallace’s plan is here but he better be careful. If the Queen finds out he’s been consorting with a foe as dangerous as the Dragonbeast of the West she’ll have him drawn and quartered, again.

In other news, there has been sweet thunderstorms here all day. But sadly, no tornadoes. Tornadoes are awesome as long as they don’t decide to be a dick and throw my apartment across the freeway. I should go put my car in the garage in case it hails. But it is raining outside. Hmmm….. Manuel!

- Bluto -