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Miranda Kerr Should Wear Bikinis All the Time

August 6th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good

All the goddamn time.  There is no way that Miranda Kerr wearing a bikini all day every day could have any negative consequences.  Sure, the world’s men would leave their jobs and families and society may potentially collapse, but isn’t that a small price to pay for Miranda Kerr going to the opera wearing nothing but strings?  Stop being selfish, society.

Photo: Hollywood Tuna

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