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Amy Winehouse is a Nipple-Baring Racist

June 9th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal, The Fugly

A friend of Amy Winehouse’s has apparently handed over a video that shows the talented crackhead singer in a crack den with her jailbird husband Blake something.  In the video Amy sings about such cheerful things as different races and minorities, and by sings I mean she makes fun of them.  News of the world reports:

Sarah is at first reluctant but soon warms to the action as Amy enthusiastically sings:
“Blacks, Pakis, Gooks and Nips, Gooks and Nips! “And deaf and dumb and blind and gay!”
She repeats the first line over again and on the word “Nips” Amy pulls her eyes into slits then pushes her boobs up in a gesture to her nipples. The girls’ efforts are greeted warmly by Blake, who pledges: “Well done. I promise I wasn’t recording it.”
As the camera pans back we see a coffee table in front of Amy. On it are SIX cigarette lighters and what appears to be HEROIN on a foil—a typical druggie scene set for “chasing the dragon” by heating the drug from below then inhaling the smoke through a tube.

So Amy is a giant crackhead whose husband has some mystical voodoo powers over her?  Is that so bad?  It’s not like her career depends on her being coherent at least some of the time.  She’s not an international superstar whose income requires her to perform in front of thousands of paying customers or anything.  Huh?  Oh really?  Well who can’t sing 18 songs in front of 50,000 people while cracked out of your mind?  That’s just elementary.

Note: There is only one picture in this gallery that you could consider NSFW, and it is just barely NSFW.  There is some cleavage and a slight appearance of some nipples.  And since I didn’t feel like making an entire gallery for one picture I included it in this set.  So if you are offended by cleavage and slight nipples, you can go fuck yourself.

Photo: The Superficial

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