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Ashlee Simpson Pregnant Boobs Syndrome - Stage II

July 7th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good

So I decided to start my Fourth of July vacation early and end it late, so it turns out that I’m a little behind on the stuff that Hollywood reporters try to pass off as real news.  One of those “stories” just happened to be Ashlee Simpson taking the milk sacs out for another stroll.  I can’t say for sure this was Ashlee’s way of celebrating America’s emergence from the womb, but my spy satellites tell me the terrorists are now only holding one gun instead of two.

Photo: Egotastic

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